.. I met D'artagnan "D'artz" Wellbelove, a retired professor now chasing his dream of being a jazz singer, through mentor, motivator, and cellist Charlie McCracken in 1978-79 ..  Inspiring the world under the spiritual guidance of Swami Goodberg   and Maharishi Miller there after crafted and evolved a scintillating crooner lounge act—equal parts Louis Armstrong, Tony Bennett, and Barry White—backed by a hipster pianist, Snoots Monkfish, who is the near reincarnation of Thelonious Monk. The duo's Las Vegas booking agent is the voluptuous Miranda, who doubles as D'artagnan's love until a cruise ship gig, when she reveals surprises of her own ..